Who Ate the Cat Treats?
Goats Yelling Like People
Guilty Dog

Heard any good ones lately?

Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Ashe……Ashe who?"
A: Bless you!

Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Nobel……Nobel who?"
A: "No bell, that's why I knocked!"

Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Leaf……Leaf who?"
A: Leaf me alone!

Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..lettuce……lettuce who?"
A: Lettuce in and you'll find out!

Knock Knock
Who's there
Ain'tcha who?
Ain'tcha gona open the door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahaha

Q: "Knock, knock.....Who's There?.....Orange....Orange Who.....Knock.....Knock.....Who's There.....Bannana
A: Bannana u glad i didn't say orange again.
what does a skeleton say when he is at a party?
hey,i brought some ribs!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork chop! Hiya!!!!!!!!hahaha

Knock Knock
Who's there
Randy who?
Randy four minute mile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA

How did the farmer fix his jeans?

With a cabbage patch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA

What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?

A box of quackers.

Ding Dong Who's there?

Shirley Shirley who?

Shirley your door knocker isn't working!-Kaiia :)

If everyone in America had a pink car, what would we have?

A pink carnation


The bear did not like my joke. :(

Why didn't the skeleton go to the movies?

Because he had noBODY to go with him!! :D hahaha

Knock knock. Knock knock.

Who's there/ Who's there?

Interupting cow go. Alaska.

Interupting cow go... Alaska who?

MOO!!! hahaha Alaska nother person if you don't know the answer. LOL!

What do snakes do after they fight? They HISS and make up.

What do you get when gets its legs scrambled? scrambled legs! HAHA!! -AMB05